Elysium Spa, Noosa

I have lived in Noosa for 15 years and it stuns me as to how this establishment has survived for so long. After midnight the toilets resemble the scene from trainspotting. This place was famous for rejecting U2 some years ago for inappropiate footware. Whatever you do, don't put done your overpriced drinks, as they will be swiftly removed by one of the overzealous bouncers. These clowns adopt the presence of rent a cop and know they can get away with it due to the rediculiously low police numbers at night in Noosa. I have been to this establishment many times over the years and it amazes my how it survives. The main reason for it's survival is the lack of competition in Noosa. Save your money and go elsewhere. 10 dollar entry, you must be kidding.