Chatswood 60 - Brothel Sydney, Artarmon, NSW

I don't normally post here but I felt compelled to create an account and leave this review due to the extremely bad experience I had today. SPOILER ALERT: STAY AWAY!! Reached out to the store to ask how many girls were available and they said three. I show up and there is only Ella available. A bit annoyed but I think to myself "fine, she looked okay in the photos". So she comes out and she's a fair bit older and chubbier than in the photos. Not a great start. But since I came all this way, I think "screw it" and go ahead (big mistake). I pay $260 for the top tier "Diamond Service" for 60 min which supposedly includes DFK, BBBJ, 69, DATY, RIMMING and CIM. I enter the room and she hands me a towel and tells me to take a shower. She then gestures towards the bed where I lie down and she gives a half-hearted BBBJ for maybe 1-2 min. She then places the condom on me and we do it for maybe 8 min. After I finish, she then takes a shower for about 10 min, then tells me to shower as well. At this stage, it is clear she is just trying to waste time. She then asks if I want a massage so I lie face down on the bed and she proceeds to give me the most comically bad massage I have ever received. She just pressed down with her fingertips repeatedly, clearly no idea what she is doing. About 40 min in, she says "OK, all done". At this point I am quite annoyed so I hurriedly get dressed and leave. Should have said something at the counter but I wasn't thinking straight and just wanted to GTFO of there. After I get home, I did reach out to the store but he has left my messages on read and is ignoring me. In summary: Lied about number of girls available, Deceptive photos (false advertising), Extremely bad service and massage, None of the included services provided (DFK, BBBJ, 69, DATY, RIMMING and CIM) other than unenthusiastic 1-2min BBBJ. Paid for 60min, session lasted less than 40min. OVERALL: Terrible experience, 1/10.

Alex sucks. Terrible service. Recommended coco who was terrible. Don’t waste your time